G'day All
A man goes into the Job Center in MELBOURNE and sees a notice advertising
> for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
>
> Interested, he goes to learn more "Can you please give me some more details
> about this job?" he asks the male receptionist on the desk.
>
> The receptionist locates the job file papers, and replies. "The job entails
> you getting female patients ready for the gynecologist.
>
> You'll have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their
> nether regions, then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair;
> then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
>
> The annual salary is $50,000 but you're going to have to go up to BRISBANE."
>
> The man asks.... "Is that where the job is based?"
>
> "No, that is where the queue ends!"
Regards
Pagie